I am an average chick.

I feel more inclined to clarify the word “average” even while the use of the word “chick” may be what most will feel compelled to emphasize. This is not average as in mediocre or mundane. This is average as in the median. Somewhere in this word is an awareness that there is something more complex and greater than me. So average, on the scale measuring the expanse between the heavens and hell, is actually a not so bad thing to be.

TML